The Amazing Satellite Picture Show
- (Ian Walker)
Chorus:
The satellite picture's coming round, coming round
The satellite picture's coming round
Stop for a while, give a big smile
For the satellite picture's coming round
You used to go to the picture show
See the stars of the silver screen
Now everyone's got the greasepaint on
Looking to be seen
Walking the dog, out for a jog
It's the wonder of the age
Give a glance, take a stance, do a dance, grab your chance
All the world's a stage
Like Yankee Doodle Cagney
You can growl, You dirty rat
If a magic trick makes you tick
You'll end it, Just like that
With your arms stretched high to the sky
You go down on one knee and sing, Mammy
And when the world's in tears you'll hear the cheers
As they cry, Play it again Sammy
When the cameras roll it's all action
You'll be the new sensation
As you smile and you wave, you rant and you rave
For your Oscar nomination
And then you retire to the wee room
You're sittin' on the throne
Peace and quiet from Hollywood
You think you are alone - but
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