Henry's Songbook

I like beer
It makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer
It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
Makes me feel mellow
Whisky's too rough, champagne costs too much
Vodka makes my mind unclear
This little refrain will help me explain
As a matter of fact, I like beer

In some of my songs I casually mention
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel, lend me your ears

My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
And I'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

Last night I dreamed I passed from the scene
Went to a place so sublime
The water was clear, it tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine

(as sung by Hamish Imlach)