Henry's Songbook

In the year of sixteen forty-two, in a little cider mill
A poor old dog lay down to rest 'cause he was feeling ill
He chose a most precarious perch above the apple press
An in his sleep he tumbled in and perished in distress

This caused his master for to grieve likewise his mistress too
Until their sorrows were relieved when they sampled of the brew
A-ha, cried farmer Attwater, The likes I ne'er did sup
So he summoned all the neighbours in and bade them take a cup

And every man who drank that night got drunk as drunk could be
They wondered how the scrumpy had acquired such potency
But the farmer kept his council and took another drop
When all at once the poor old dog came floating to the top

A silence fell upon the room and every man did frown
The recognised old Bendigo though he was upside down
The Squire lost his colour and collapsed upon the floor
And the vicar lost his britches in the rush to reach the door

Fear not, cried farmer Attwater, For in all his life I vow
He never bit no man nor dog, and he'll not bite no man now
And this shall be his epitaph, Here lies our faithful Ben
Who perished in the scrumpy vat and quickly rose again

So if ever you're in Devon and you go into a bar
Ask for Dead Dog Scrumpy its the best there is by far
Refuse all imitations and you'll sleep just like a log
You can always recognise it by the hair of the dog

(as sung by Iain MacKintosh)

[1979:] Learnt from Chris Foster. (Notes Iain MacKintosh, 'Live In Glasgow)

[2000:] Trevor [Crozier] was killed in 1995(4?) in a motorcycle accident in Malawi where he had been living for several years. (Russ Clare, uk.music.folk, 15 Feb)

[2000:] The idea of a 'hair of the dog' cure comes from the belief that a bite from a rabid dog could be cured by laying a hair from that dog on the wound. In drinking circles a small amount of alcohol is thought to cure a hangover. (Observer, 9 Jul)