TradTooral ooral ooral ay, O fal da doodle i-doo-ay
O fal da doodle i-doo-ay on the braes o' Killicrankie
For on the thistle I sat doon I nearly jumpit tae the moon
I nearly jumpit tae the moon for the lass that stole my hankie
For Jean MacNeil she's fair and fat, and she wears her hair below her hat
She wears her hair below her hat on the braes o' Killiecrankie
For her feet is big and her face is fat, and her curly locks hang doon her back
Her curly locks hang doon her back on the braes o' Killiecrankie
But Jean she began to curse, her bloomers fell doon, and her stays they burst
She gie'd her auld fit a twist and she ca'd it through the windae
As sung by Jeannie Robertson